Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking ?

If only women and kids only came with pull-down menus & online help

Never violate C:\ the Prime Directory

If at first you don't succeed, call it beta version 0.91

Stack Error: Lost on a cluttered desk

Bug ??? That's not a bug, that's an undocumented feature

Life would be so much easier if I had the source code

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped ?

"Mr. Worf, scan that ship" "Aye, Captain... 300 DPI ?"

! sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ? sgub naem ayaddahW

Computer analyst to programmer: "Start coding, I'll go find out what they want"