1. Log on: Make the wood stove hotter
2. Log off: Don't add no more wood
3. Monitor: Keep an eye on that wood stove
4. Download: Getting the firewood off the truck
5. Floppy disk: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
6. Ram: The thing that splits the firewood
7. Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter
8. Prompt: What the mail ain't in the winter
9. Window: What to shut when it's cold outside
10. Screen: What to shut in black fly season
11. Byte: What the black flies do
12. Bit: What the black flies did
13. Mega Byte: What the LABRADOR black flies do
14. Chip: Munchies for TV
15. Micro Chip: What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
16. Modem: What you did to the hay fields
17. Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife
18. Lap Top: Where the kitty sleeps
19. Software: The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at
McDonalds
20. Hardware: The real stainless steel cutlery
21. Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn
22. Main Frame: What holds the barn up
23. Enter: City talk for - "come on in, eh"
24. Web: What a spider makes
25. Web Site: The barn or the attic
26. Cursor: Someone who swears
27. Search Engine: What you do when the car dies
28. Screen Saver: A repair kit for the torn window screen
29. Home Page: A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get
lost in the field
30. Upgrade: Steep hill
31. Server: The person at the ABC what brings the food
32. Mail Server: The guy at the ABC what brings the food
33. MSDOS: Some new disease they discovered
34. Sound Card: One of them technological birthday cards that plays
music when you open it
35. User: The neighbour who keeps borrowing stuff
36. Browser: What they call you when you eye brows grow together
37. Network: When you have to repair your fishing net
38. Internet: Complicated fish net repair method
39. Netscape: When a fish maneuvers out of reach
40. Online: When you get the laundry hung out on the washline
41. Off line: When the clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the
ground
2. Log off: Don't add no more wood
3. Monitor: Keep an eye on that wood stove
4. Download: Getting the firewood off the truck
5. Floppy disk: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
6. Ram: The thing that splits the firewood
7. Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter
8. Prompt: What the mail ain't in the winter
9. Window: What to shut when it's cold outside
10. Screen: What to shut in black fly season
11. Byte: What the black flies do
12. Bit: What the black flies did
13. Mega Byte: What the LABRADOR black flies do
14. Chip: Munchies for TV
15. Micro Chip: What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
16. Modem: What you did to the hay fields
17. Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife
18. Lap Top: Where the kitty sleeps
19. Software: The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at
McDonalds
20. Hardware: The real stainless steel cutlery
21. Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn
22. Main Frame: What holds the barn up
23. Enter: City talk for - "come on in, eh"
24. Web: What a spider makes
25. Web Site: The barn or the attic
26. Cursor: Someone who swears
27. Search Engine: What you do when the car dies
28. Screen Saver: A repair kit for the torn window screen
29. Home Page: A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get
lost in the field
30. Upgrade: Steep hill
31. Server: The person at the ABC what brings the food
32. Mail Server: The guy at the ABC what brings the food
33. MSDOS: Some new disease they discovered
34. Sound Card: One of them technological birthday cards that plays
music when you open it
35. User: The neighbour who keeps borrowing stuff
36. Browser: What they call you when you eye brows grow together
37. Network: When you have to repair your fishing net
38. Internet: Complicated fish net repair method
39. Netscape: When a fish maneuvers out of reach
40. Online: When you get the laundry hung out on the washline
41. Off line: When the clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the
ground
