You type faster than you think

You can read the cast names that scroll on your TV at the end of a movie

You dream only in "text" format

Nothing's happening, but you don't leave for fear you'd miss something

You spend at least 30 minutes saying goodbye to everyone on line

You stop speaking in full sentences, or use short choppy ones

You have a vanity car tag with your nick on it

Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL"

You prefer watching TV with the closed captioning turned on

When someone says, "What did you say ?" you reply, "Scroll up !"

You know more about your on-line friends than you do your family

You have an identity crisis if someone is using a nick close to your own

You change your nick so much that you have to look to see who you are

You can message while you're on the phone & carry on two conversations

You sign on & get 10 msgs from people who have you on their notify list

You wish you had an ignore button that would work in real life

You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer

Your notify list contains over 100 people

You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake

You have no idea what time it is

You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo

You're seeking an on line psychiatrist to treat your IRC addiction

You've yet to see anything funny at all in this list